You Will Not Survive

Working

Read the scenario, type what you would do, find out whether you live

Runs in the browser1 checkGames and play

Open You Will Not SurviveChecked 2 days ago

What stands out

Taken from the page and the access facts we recorded. Nothing here is guessed.

play a short writing game over a coffee break
see how long you can talk your way through bad situations
No account required
Free

What we checked

A missing tick means we have not measured it. A red mark is a check that failed.

App accessible
The last check reached a working page.
Page rendered
The last browser pass found a page that rendered.
Screenshot kept
We captured a picture of the page.

Looked: 1
Opened: 1
Checks: 1
Watching: 0

Looked and opened count distinct browsers on this site, not verified people. Checks are requests we made. None of these come from the app itself.

Screenshot of You Will Not Survive — Screenshot from our last capture

Evidence

Each bar is one request we made

Checks: 1
Working: 100%
Median response: 331ms
Watching since: 2 days ago

Browser render check

Checked 11 hours ago in a real browser

1 page rendered

Pages loaded in a real browser, not just an HTTP request. Route discovery is best-effort — nav links not in the initial DOM are not followed. How we check

Activity

Watching since 2 days ago

Last content change: None seen yet
Unchanged for: 2 days
Certificate expires: in 33 days

How it looked

2 days ago
11 hours ago

We hash the visible text on every check, so a redesign registers and a rotating advert does not. An app that has not changed in a long time is not necessarily abandoned — but it is a fact worth knowing before you depend on it.

What it does

Each round presents a survival scenario and gives you 200 characters to say what you would do. It then decides whether you lived or died and moves on, counting the rounds you last. Runs can be copied and shared.

What people say

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